Frivolously Asked Questions
Absolutely! We use advanced algorithms (definitely not made up) that consider factors like formality indices, surprise visitor probability matrices, and thermal chaos coefficients. It's basically rocket science, but for pants.
Because life is complicated, social norms are confusing, and sometimes you need an algorithm to validate your questionable life choices. Also, have you met humans? We're terrible at making decisions.
You're free to ignore the results entirely! The verdict is legally non-binding, which means you can't sue us (or thank us) for your pants-related decisions. However, your pants percentage is scientifically calculated and emotionally binding.
Of course! Change locations, retake the quiz, see how your pants-wearing percentage varies. It's like tracking your mood, but for clothing decisions. We're not judging. Much.
Reality is absurd enough. We just document it. Also, if you're using this quiz seriously, you might need more help than we can provide. Consider consulting a therapist. And probably wear pants to that appointment.
Yes! In Cyprus, couriers with mythological names are surprisingly common. Poseidon, Hermes, and Zeus are all perfectly valid delivery person names. The Mediterranean has a thing for ancient gods in modern jobs.
Because even in the coldest place on Earth, the question of pants remains relevant. Also, researchers need entertainment. Have you seen what happens when people are stuck in a base for months? They start questioning everything, including pants.
Technically, yes! Show your 87% pants-needed score to your roommate who thinks you can answer the door in your underwear. The quiz has spoken. Case closed. (Note: Results may vary by jurisdiction and relationship.)
Then this quiz might not be for you. Or maybe it's exactly what you need. We don't judge. We just calculate. Answer honestly and let the algorithm do its work. The pants gods will guide you.
Absolutely! You can take this quiz in whatever state of dress (or undress) you prefer. We can't see you. The internet is magical that way. But if you're taking it during a video call, maybe reconsider.
Because life is specific and weird! Real scenarios include neighbors who know your grandmother, possums staring through windows, and fighting seals for granola bars. We're just documenting the human experience, one pants decision at a time.
We're flattered! But our algorithm is very protective of its scenario database. Also, we're not actually accepting submissions because we're too busy calculating pants percentages. But thanks for the thought!
Your score is calculated from how many scenarios you answered correctly compared to our highly sophisticated (and totally serious) algorithm's determinations. Get more right = higher percentage. It's like school, but for clothing choices.
Possibly. But also, we genuinely believe that in our chaotic world, having a quiz to guide your pants decisions is not the weirdest thing. Have you seen social media? At least we're honest about our absurdity.
That depends on whether pants still exist in 2050. If humanity has evolved beyond pants, this quiz will become a historical artifact. If pants persist (likely), then yes, the algorithm will continue to serve humanity's eternal question.